desi english at its best!

men!

OK..now.. its not like i am utterly totally absolutely jobless but this is one thing that i have observed for the past few days. men pee every half an hour!!!it is amazing how the have the ability to produce so much of liquid in just half an hour.it so happens that off late I'm doing my graduation project and all.. to become a textile designer...la la..:) yea so.. haan i sit near the loo and believe me every time i lift my head i see at least one guy walking into the loo!.they don drink or eat because its not allowed in the office until break.i mean how.. from where do the produce so much of liquid??...and not just that.. one gets up..he is followed by the rest!..i mean its amazing how..all of them have to pee at the same time!..is it something like.. who pee's more..or they are just jobless?..i donno.... anyway..this was a sight to see..few weeks back..as usual on my way back from office i get stuck in traffic. i travel in this tempo traveller that the company uses to transport the designers from hosakote to bangalore.so we got stuck.and right outside my window..what do i see..several men...not 1 or 2... almost ten fifteen..are standing..trying to figure out what has caused the jam. one minute the were standing right there.. the next min i see every guy peeing under their respective trees!..hahah.. i was like wtfish!..aree!.. all of them have the urge to pee together. hahahha.. i mean..it is seriously funny. i mentioned the office walla peeing session to one of my friend.he asked me what might be the reason and like i said..told him they must be seeing who pee's more.so he says..when they have the winner tell him to contact me il show him how its really done. haha.. i was like what?..i mean..showing the manliness..the superior ism I'm the best in just about anything?..even in peeing?..why?

rhyming random sentences..

i know a guy called jd
who thinks he is all shady shady..
first i thought he was a school boy
but he said he was a big guy..
he thinks its really cool
to jump into the swimming pool
he has a tiny car..
in which he goes to college barr barr
he jumps ropes and stuff..
and thinks doing that is really tough
he started wid hip hop and rap
now listens to goth and metal crap
he used to make those yo man faces
but now his eye look at diff places
this is the story of jd
the man wid the dhadi... lol