desi english at its best!

men!

OK..now.. its not like i am utterly totally absolutely jobless but this is one thing that i have observed for the past few days. men pee every half an hour!!!it is amazing how the have the ability to produce so much of liquid in just half an hour.it so happens that off late I'm doing my graduation project and all.. to become a textile designer...la la..:) yea so.. haan i sit near the loo and believe me every time i lift my head i see at least one guy walking into the loo!.they don drink or eat because its not allowed in the office until break.i mean how.. from where do the produce so much of liquid??...and not just that.. one gets up..he is followed by the rest!..i mean its amazing how..all of them have to pee at the same time!..is it something like.. who pee's more..or they are just jobless?..i donno.... anyway..this was a sight to see..few weeks back..as usual on my way back from office i get stuck in traffic. i travel in this tempo traveller that the company uses to transport the designers from hosakote to bangalore.so we got stuck.and right outside my window..what do i see..several men...not 1 or 2... almost ten fifteen..are standing..trying to figure out what has caused the jam. one minute the were standing right there.. the next min i see every guy peeing under their respective trees!..hahah.. i was like wtfish!..aree!.. all of them have the urge to pee together. hahahha.. i mean..it is seriously funny. i mentioned the office walla peeing session to one of my friend.he asked me what might be the reason and like i said..told him they must be seeing who pee's more.so he says..when they have the winner tell him to contact me il show him how its really done. haha.. i was like what?..i mean..showing the manliness..the superior ism I'm the best in just about anything?..even in peeing?..why?

rhyming random sentences..

i know a guy called jd
who thinks he is all shady shady..
first i thought he was a school boy
but he said he was a big guy..
he thinks its really cool
to jump into the swimming pool
he has a tiny car..
in which he goes to college barr barr
he jumps ropes and stuff..
and thinks doing that is really tough
he started wid hip hop and rap
now listens to goth and metal crap
he used to make those yo man faces
but now his eye look at diff places
this is the story of jd
the man wid the dhadi... lol

about the gurl i don seem to like..

The first time i saw her i was like hmm..she seems to look cute. went up to her and said hey nice nose rings where didjya get them from?..and she in her supposedly sweet voice said...oh ah ah its from deheelaahii. i didn't see much of her after that. she was busy with her own stupid world n i with mine. i went through ups n downs..bla bla bla..and then my fourth semester started. i was free of everything nothing to bother me..and the guy i spoke about..(in my previous blog)happened to me.i was sooo happy..for the first time after a long while.. and had started to think about such wonderful things i can never describe... it was on my way back home that all of it came crashing down with in minutes. i saw her talking to him! my first reaction was.." why the hell is she talking to him" tell her to get away!! :P.. after that.. she never was away from him. i hated it. the more i saw her with him , the more i disliked her... she crossed her limits when she went up n got my dedication almost cancelled! what a b@$*^!! ahem..well yea so it was totally not right on her part... i disliked her even more. she never made an attempt to make anything better. and well i din either. i cried. i can't believe i actually did that. it was because of her. things never improved. i disliked her even more. that it has now turned into something real bad. i start to call her by names n relate her to every possible animal i know. like.. i see her hair and i go.. uff doesn't she look like a hairy bull!! or i look at her face and say.. man she looks like a constipated monkey.oo here's a more geometric name..she looks like an inverted triangle!!.. lol..well..i did try to think good about her in the middle but it just never happens because that lady gives me filthy looks like as if iv done the biggest crime ever by liking the same guy.!! whatever man. OK so it didn't work. so i,m back to calling here names. its fun. but no matter what happens..n what anyone tells me about this one girl..i will def never like her. I'm better off disliking her. I'm the only one and i have all the rights to hate her!! so.. where do u think your going hon... searching for someone who hates u..look right here..I'm all yours!!.. kisses .:*

My headphone moment :)

It was that January morning when it all started. it was as usual chilly and dull and boring.to top it we had a lecture on some sort of a yarn. i was in the last but one row..and throughly bored. i looked here there..up and down..irritated my gurl friends..n guy friends..poked ppl..made fun of our HOD..all of that..n i just happened to peep outside our class window..and there..i had a glimps of his silhouette. he walked past our class..and disappeared, but i wished to see him. the next moment i see voila! my wish has been granted..he entered our class with those huge headphones of his on his ears..as if the world around him didn't matter one bit engrossed in his own world. i saw him. i saw him. he came and sat behind us with his classmates...seems they too had to listen to this lecture. i looked back to see him..n kept looking back shamelessly. i swear i could not take my eyes of him. he was this guy i always wanted... always dreamt of. dusky..tall..well built..naughty grin..and of course the goatee. but more than all of this it was his headphones which caught my attention. it became his recognition to me. his symbol.... those huge bose headphones. he was my new crush! :P never had i felt this way before. i saw him everywhere. it was wierd. till that one morning i didn't even know such a guy existed in college... but after that i saw him all the time. in his red tee...his green tee..lol..well..he looks best in the blue tee. :) well..it had such an effect on me..he had such an effect on me...i took a picture of mine with my headphone and put it up on a social networking site..only to scandalise my collagemates and his girlfriend . i eventually had people telling me stuff about him which i out rightly refused. there is not one bad thing that people have not told me about him. i even had plots in my mind as to how i could break them up. but well..i didn't do anything as such. i have a heart u know. i know how it feels..never has any person done such a thing to me that i would end up doing shameless things as to copy that person.it was the most memorable moment in my life. my headphone moment. although it might sound "oh so stupid" to you guys out there right now..u will for sure get to know how it feels when such a thing actually happens to you guys. it's wierd..its so nice..and the fact that he doesnt even know u exist adds up to the anxiety and..exitement. oh how i loved every moment of it. "MY HEADPHONE MOMENT"

narrow minded species

Since B'lore is a cosmopolitan city we have people from all over India. we have people coming from jammu kashmir to andaman ...for jobs and education. i would divide these people into three categories;
*fanatics
*moderate people and
*narrow minded ones
chuckin the fanatics and the moderate ones i would love to talk (bitch basically)abt the narrow minded ones...lol..i like doin it u see
anyways..these people i donno its like they have made up their mind not to learn kannada at all (well..kannada coz..ahm..im a kannadiga so.. :P hee) anyways yeah as i was tellin these people just totally refuse to learn kannada . it all started when i came to know that one of my frnd who has been living in b'lore for the past five years knows just one sentence..yeah..a sentence enough to converse with the auto driver!!..i was like wtf!!..thats all u know..n she says...yeah..i mean..who wants to learn the language?... this thing just shook me from head to toe..seriously..i mean how can some one who is staying in b'lore..karnataka not know kannada..it was ridiculous..come on..is this how u show respect to the place which actually made ur life..too much..anyways..it din stop there..i later came to know..that one more frnd of mine..who has been in b'lore for the past eighteen years and studied kannada till like fifth..doesn't know how to speak !!!..this was the limit..man..lol..n she actually roams around telling that she doesnt know the language..fool!!..anyways...as i said earlier there was more to come..
i ended up in NIFT B'lore(one of mah dream) where u find people speakin all the languages except kannada(grr...)..lol..yeah..so..well..these people learnt just one or two lines..just for the auto drivers "left hogi" right hogi" thats it!!..haha..
just last week..i had been to mah college and we were talkin with my course-co . i was under the impression that..atleast she would know kannada but no!!..she laughingly said.." aree yaar iv been in b'lore for the past ten years and i donno a word of kannada" i was like huh?...totally shocked..some role model to the students..huh...
i sometimes feel because of these people..we are actually losing our language...its sad!.. :(
shall continue wid mah experiences in the next blog..till then..Bonsoir!!..

my friend- miss worshippy!!

I sometimes wonder what kind of a girl she is, not that she is bad or anything.. but sometimes she is really mature and gives me amazing advices but sometimes she acts so kiddish that i feel.."okay ...so whats with her?" i sometimes wonder how the hell she gets such wacky ideas and damn!..they are good too!!..well..most of them are all woman oriented which kinda psyche's me out..wondering how can someone be so obsessed with woman's sringar (that is what she mainly has her topic as) *boring* . Again something to wonder..she is always into controversial stuff. I mean..somehow she gets involved in problems which is never related to her in any way. WONDER HOW?? :- ... oh did i mention that somehow she manages to give all her submissions without getting into trouble ..even though they are not on time..ah!..wonder how!! how! how! how! anyways..if u start thinking about her i guess u too might start wondering as to what is it that makes her so famous without her even trying!!..lol..anyways..she is one heck of a person for sure.. someone worth wondering :D